roger ramble and the lover

What an epic two weeks its been since we last hung out of each other punters. With the paternity suite sorted and the surf pumping its been Mayhem!
I've travelled from sensational Sandy Bay to Mean Maori Mean Bay and even dabbled in a bit of east coast froth whilst indulging in the art of surfcraft riding.
And not only have I scored more waves than Rasta and his Jap mates have eaten whale steaks, I've even forayed into the Arts world with a bit of theatre dwelling, t.v. advertising, concert going and even had a crack at flogging second hand goods at the Taka markets. Its been a crazy two weeks of twisted times, multiple personalities, beatings, ravings and epic fun!
I finally made it up north and scored some sick waves, free (stolen) beers, lady friends, and more mull than a Kaitai cop sees in his life! Mean.
After overstaying my welcome in the small sand covered bay I decided to load up a few new(stolen) longboards and hit the big smoke for a bit of down time. What a f%^k up that was!
My tenure in the city of lights and 1 big felic symbol of a tower to the sky was chaotic! I happened apon (stole) a mitsibushi load of denim wear so hit the markets to flogg it before i got flogged for havin it, even made $35 for my 7hr effort, rollin in the dough I am! I cashed in my hard earned coin on a ticket to The Basement theatre and drank thai beer while watching some old shit english play called The Lover!

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I thought at least with a name like that I'd see some tit or sumthing but apart from a saggy arsed chick it was a load of pompous blah blah for nerdy play-watching twits and twats. Ripped off!
No worries tho cause only two nights later FAITH NO MORE were playing a gig in the Rector Arena and lucky ol Rog had found (stole) some tikets! Me and Olse Noel blazed up a bit of Whangarei's finest and chucked down rum like we were south auckland fat kids in a pie eatin comp! Even for me I was twisted, like piss-on-someone-elses-shoes-at-the-urinal twisted. C'mon mate they were roman sandals so the leather will be sweet! And those lollies they leave lying round the bottom taste foul, especially the pink ones!
So with a sore head the next day I found myself trying to earn some more fun dockets by doin a stint in front of the cameras again. Being an emerging director of amatuer porn this time I opted to be in front of the lens and the job was for some tvc to be aired in the States, at least they pay with US ca$h, and seen as I'm not allowed back in the states after that misunderstanding with customs and Luke Cedarmans board bag full of Portugese refugees, I'll never have to watch the shit!
Figuring that the old bill were catching up to me after a selling a few of those mals I found (stole) up north I headed to the Coro to hide amongst the families hangin about the beach. After tearin the bag outta couple of solid 2 footers I hit the beach and leeched free diesel and hotdogs thanks to Billabong and some poor cunt who never showed to judge the event, too easy!
I tell ya, i've been blessed these last few weeks.
Now I'm usually a really serious bloke (as you can tell), obviously, but this is REAL FUCKIN SERIOUS!
Muriwai Surf School is in the shit and they need YOU! Yes you, don't look around you dumb fuck, itsYOU they need! Check them out at www.muriwaisurfschool.co.nz and help them to fight beaucracy ( I don't give a shit if I spelt it wrong, you know what I meant) and the stupid shitheads that are trying to shut them down by holding them to ransom over some type of levy payment type bollocks. I don't have many (any?) morals but you gotta stick by your mates and these guys are mates and need our help! DO IT! Tell them your old mate Rog sent ya.
Any-ho, I'm outta here, got buds and boards to dispense and bodies to sell, til I see you again, lurking behind your garage, checkin out your missus, take it hard and fast..
R.R.