Hello my fellow sheep shaggers.
It's old mate Rog back to grace you with my tales of parties, pregnancy & asparagus rolls.
After having being released from yet another stay at the Government sponsored, barbed wire surrounded, concrete block backpackers in Mt Eden I found myself free to play up. And that I have!
The weekend just gone I partied like it was 1950 as I enjoyed the festivities at two 80th birthday parties.
The elderly ladies love a bit of Rog in their weekend as much as I love adult diapers, memory loss & tea n scones!
I f$%kin tell ya, these old birds can party like they were 60 again. The cheap bubbles flowed like incontinence, stories of yesteryear dragged on for hours & everyone had fun denture swapping!
What a blast from the past.
And to make it a true weekend of celebrations I attended the wedding of my good friends Rich Noel and his sexy missus, Tattoo Jess. What is it about weddings that get everyone so hot n wet ah?
The humidity and rain I reckon.
The ceremony was beautiful.
There were tears, from the Groom. There were rings being fingered, from the Bride.
There were free flowing beers, canapes & slinkyly dressed, drinky tipsy, single chicks. Epic times!
And to cap off the weekend I even pulled!
Into some sweet closeouts out west at Muddy Bum Beach.
With my new CypherSilver surfer wettie I was all over the two foot, 40 knot offshore, slabs of sand sucking sacrifice. All-time.
Ruby Tuesday & I had the peak to ourselves if ya can believe that?
Now I'm free again I'm keen to play!
So watch out wave drenched, MILF aplenty, Aotearoa,
you have been warned!
R.R.
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