Like even better than the time I was 13 and Christina Vao invited me up the field to the pashing trees and we french kissed and I got a chubby.
Ahh, the memories..
A few weeks back me and the Committee headed south to Hahei in the Coro to celebrate mid-winter xmas.
We had Ham, cheap bubbles, expensive rum and shit presents for all!
It was like a real Ramble family Xmas, except Aunty didn’t try and score my girlfriend, again.
The friday night we celebrated Alana Banana Noelene’s birthday with cake and booze! Soo classy are we.
Guest star Nina Noel made an appearance, drank her petite weight in Vodka then power chucked her way thru til the morn.
Maybe it was my serenading her with my silky mono-tone rendition of Johnny Cash that helped keep her awake?
I had a great sleep in the neighbours drive way and awoke to the suns grilling rays, what a nite of festivities!
We had found some kayaks in the batch so hit the ocean armed with a cray-pot hoping that for xmas dinner we’d be boiling up a crawly lil f$%ker or two.
So Leroy Brown Stains and I paddled out to sea to see what we could find.
Which was apparently nothing but choppy seas, green gills and sea-sickness.
Much later and disappointed at our lack of kai moana for the table we set up camp on the deck, got the xmas tree decorated and the party started.
With Skippy the Roo-rooters arrival the party started to gain momentum and before ya knew it everyone was stealing presents, drinking grog and arguing.
It really was like a Ramble family xmas day. Loved it.
We played games, drank, sang and ate.
Xmas Carols by moonlight with only ya mates and 6ltrs of rum is always the sign of good times for old Rog!
Needless to say when I awoke to the aroma of ham on toast and sipped on my first rum spiked cup-o-tea, it was with a broad shit eating grin I welcomed the world.
Hope your all having a great winter you bunch of pansies cause the Rog sure as shit is!
Sea you sooner than your period, love your bloody good mate, Rog.
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