It’s time to help out all of my fans out there shake off the dreaded winter blues once and for all.
Like watching a euro wielding, pasty white, fat guy hit an Indo dance floor of Banchongs. Everyone’s on their knees, crook.
It’s just sick watching everyone crawl around with a head full of cough.
So let old dodgy uncle Rog give you a few tips on how to stay healthier than a rabid Indo dog on heat.
A good mate, Fish Fillett, this week fell further into fever and forlorn as the fowl flu hit him down like a SUP in a crowded line-up.
With a deadline fast approaching for the publication he presides over I prescribed him a plethora of potions and a plentiful supply of porn and sent him to his room for bed rest.
Sorted.
I find one of the best ways to avoid the cooler climate cold crux is too make sure you’re always warm.
A hoody is good gear this time of year. Fat girls are too!
Never underestimate the warmth & well being a Big Bertha can deliver in the nocturnal hours over winter.
Just make sure you shake the extra kilos and trade her in for a petite, nubile lil honey rig come the summer heat at the beach.
Don’t go out at night if you’ve got a head cold either!
No need to spread your germs all over town, in the hustle to find a girl who’ll go upside down.
There are websites to help with emergency remedies, such the like of newzealandgirls.co.nz perhaps.
A bevy of beauties and (beasts) to deliver treatments to your door, dressed up in costume read to play doctors and nurses and cure your sore head I’m sure.
Above: Roger continued to use suppositories long after the perscription ran out.
Hit the pharmacy for more options too. Or better yet tickle a pharmacist and see what suppositories she may have in store.
I find more natural remedies like Acai berries, Bee pollen or the morning-after-pill to be great saviours for your well being year round.
So avoid the winter snivels, and avoid using more tissues than a redtube session.
Let ol’ Dr Roger take care of your troubles and worries my dear friends.
Shake off those nasty viruses and dodgy itches and get back in the water.
But remember to always wear lots of rubber when your about to be balls deep in warm water.
Take care, speed and recovery,
Love R.R.
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